"Roll No 26!!""Present Sir"(That was me.)
"Roll No 27!!"
"Yes Sir"(in a slightly different tone; but it was also me!!)
Roll No 27 happened 2 be one of my best buddies and well;he was absent and wat can a gud friend do!! So i was proxy-ing for him!!
Now this lousy scum-ball hardly ever raised his eyes from the register but sumthing got into him tat very moment!!
"Who is Roll No 27??"
As obvious;no1 raised their hand....
The teachers face got red...he was pretty dark though so dint make much visual change actually; but his mood got darker....
"What do u people take me for??? Do i look like a Duffer??"
"Yes Sir..u sure as hell do!!"(i thought...)
Meanwhile; 2 mins of silence..as he was expecting us 2 say d culprit's name n we were expectin him 2 resume attendance. Hell; its d least we expect after wasting 50 mins in the class!!
"I AM NOT TAKING ANY ATTENDANCE UNTILL U TELL ME WHO WAS THE CULPRIT!!"-he yelled!!
Next thing he does; he picks up some arbitrary hapless guys' group n says...."I know its sum1 from u guys; tell me or i will 4ward all ur names 2 the HOD!!"
n these guys were like..."Huh!! wat did we do??"
Now he gets really wild...
"Tell me who did it else there wont be a single attendance after this....u ppl manage ur attendance and exam criteria then!!"
God knows why he was so pissed off; he had some other tensions(proffessional or personal...); we dint know; but he just lists those guys' names n stormed out of the class!!
Seeing the things going out of controll; i and another of my friends caught him up outside the class...
"Sir....."
"Yes??"
"It was me sir."
"So; why d hell dint u speak up then??i m goin 2 report it 2 HOD!! wats ur roll no??"
That was me; in final year; and this piece of shit dint even know my name or roll no!!
Seeing no other option....the ultimate weapon...."M so sorry sir!!" (Yes; i was sorry; not for proxying but for getting caught!!)
"Cal ur Class Representatives and meet @ my cabin!!"
"Ok Sir."
after 5 mins; there we were; the 5 of us; he, me n my friend n d 2 Class Representatives(CR)!!
Pleased 2 get d "Culprit", he makes a smug face n says 2 d CR:
"So; this is the integrity of your class??This is what u r learning??" bla bla bla.... "Tell me what 2 do with them.."
The son of a bitch switched sides immediately!! Eager 2 save his ass and 2 lick the teacher's; he says:
"I have said them repeatedly before also. You can do whatever u want with them!!"
Both of us;(me and my friend) looks up in shock in unison."This guy is with us??"
At least i learnt one thing; never trust tat flatterer again...he will switch sides in the blink of an eye!!
How we managed 2 come out of that shitty situation without any damage(miraculously!!);
thats another story. In a nut shell; it was another 15 mins of pledging; flattering and
requesting. However; i got my lesson n stopped myself........not from proxies; but from mixing up with that a****le again...
purano sei diner katha..... kinda sentimental!!!!!!
ReplyDeletei kno colege days n sentimental songs go hand in hand.....wen v r dwn n out...v pas dwn d memory lane of dose most hated, shrewd, freaked out 4 yrs n get lost in d reverie of d endless tyms spnt mass bunking classes,intrnls,PROXY, frst rose,peering at d gals hostl 2 ch8 a glimpse o d hottst chick,freshrz day, nytout, fights, common heartbrkz.... n all d mony spnt on nyt talk up........ d awful results, cringing 4 money, borrowing 4m frnz wit d noble intention of nevr retrning back.......oh gawd....!!!!! v surely hate dose 4 years with d visciousness of a snake.... n pray ftr ech sem.... wen dis enigma wud end..... but aftr dose four years, survivng recession nw dat one is well settld,y do v wanna creep back to days v loathed????? freespiritd, reassured n wit d urge to face d big bad wrld.. v engg students mature a lot at a young age........feeling lonesome as v cum back from d reverie our eyes r filld wit tears.... tears dat actually mean dat v loved,cherishd,hated genuinely aal those years n dat v wud cocoon the memories perenially in our hrts.......i guess i hav written unuf.... ur writing has evoked all dose emotions in me.....i know m stil nw in clg...signing off i have a errie feeling dat sumday s i grow older n wiser dese emotions wud surely help me 2 b more screwd up......!!!!!!!!!!!
that was a massive attack man..nd basically the culpit playing at the back-end..nd abt tht shitty prof..man God help him. And that guy,hehehe..by d way who d damn made him d CR?? io wud hav loved to kick his royal ass..
ReplyDeletethat was a massive attack man..nd basically I was the culpit playing at the back-end,sory fr being absent that day..nd abt that shitty prof..man God help him. And that guy,hehehe..by d way who d damn made him d CR?? i wud hav loved to kick his royal ass..But definitely a good piece of work man :)
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